is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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