Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Never underestimate the power of titties
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