I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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