Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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