I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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