What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I think a kid would responsible me up
i think my cat just said my name.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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