Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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