Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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