Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The power of my boobs compel you
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
