I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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