Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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