I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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