i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
