Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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