Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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