he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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