Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I think your dad took our porno
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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