is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize