I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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