How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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