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(210): View more from Texas

this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.

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(646): View more from New York

I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps

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(443): View more from Maryland

i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?

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(914): View more from New York

Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.

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(925): View more from California

Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities

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(714): View more from California

I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.

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(281): View more from Texas

‪Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best. ‬

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