Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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