I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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