On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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