So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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