eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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