school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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