We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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