Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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