wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I cockslap morals
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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