worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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