He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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