Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
She announced her abortion via fbk
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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