Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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