Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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