we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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