I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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