She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i now understand why vodka
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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