am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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