I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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