About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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