guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Someone shattered a urinal.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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