HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
His nipple licking is glorious
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