I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
high people should be assigned attendants
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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