Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
