Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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