I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
