I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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