They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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