I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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