Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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